Series 1

Friday, March 19, 2010

Never Fall or World's Greatest Arguer




Choice 1
Never Fall





About:
-From this point on you cannot unintentionally fall down.
-This includes flying in an airplane. If you are on an airplane, it will never fall from the sky and crash.
-Because you cannot unintentionally fall down, you will be really good at extreme sports, and you could use your ability to make money.
-If you are about to fall, the universe auto-corrects your position, and places you upright.
-The auto-correct alters your movement in a way similar to how auto-tune corrects your pitch...so it looks kind of screwy.
-You can fall intentionally, if you so desire.
-You could ride a unicycle instantly.
-You could dominate figure skating.
-You could hold the world record for longest handstand even if you can’t do a handstand.

Rules or Restrictions:
None



Choice 2
World's Greatest Arguer





About:
-From this point on you have the ability to become the world’s greatest arguer.
-You can sway many people’s minds to believe what you want them to believe.
-You can only sway the minds of reasonable people. For example, you could sway the mind of someone to believe that Happy Gilmore is Adam Sandler’s best film, but you could not sway an extremist into considering the opposing view any more than usual. If they aren’t listening to you, they are tuning out your power.
-You are only great at arguing on topics that you are knowledgeable in. However, you can study and gain more knowledge in subjects.
-Term papers and debates will be a breeze, as long as you are somewhat prepared.
-Your arguments will not only be sound in their logic, but elegant in their execution.
-You would make a great lawyer.
-You would be a desirable candidate to work in settings like the president’s cabinet, high profile trials, or in scholarly debates.
-You can use this ability to make money.

Rules or Restrictions:
None



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