Say Penis-Pickle-Fart at the End of Each Sentence
Things to consider:
-Everything you say from now on will end with the words "penis-pickle-fart."
-You won't even think about it anymore, it'll just happen. Even in writing. And you can't go back and edit your words either.
-All forms of communication would end in this way, even if you were to send a morose code.
-Some phrases to consider (I'm sure you can think of more): "I love you, penis-pickle-fart." "I think I would be an asset to this company, penis-pickle-fart." "Will you marry me, penis-pickle-fart?"
-People who know you well will probably get used to it.
Choice 2
Experience a Fit of Orgasms When Your Right Foot Touches the Ground
Things to consider:
-You can use a wheelchair or crutches.
-You can use this to your advantage when appropriate.
-You would get desensitized to the orgasms in the same way as if you were experiencing them at the same frequency without the foot.
Please vote, then comment on the blog about why you voted the way you did.
(anyone is allowed to comment...you can even comment anonymously)
5 comments:
There goes your basketball career.
I can't choose. Cause I like BOTH!
I have no qualms about calling people names, nor do I have any qualms of foot-orgasms either. RAD, and RAD!
Wheelchair basketball is so lame. I'm sorry. It just is.
haha, only one person voted for penis-pickle-fart. I went for foot orgasms though.
Wheelchair rugby tho is off tha hook
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