Baby Swapper Or Raise Someone Else's Shitty Kid

Choice 1
Baby Swapper






About:
-Each year, you must swap at least one pair of babies between mothers.
-You have three years of preparation time.
-The swap can occur anywere--at the hospital nursery, social gatherings, or daycare. Though, I'd get on it early before the mother gets used to what their child looks like.
-You can stop after 35 years or when you are 55 years old, whatever takes LONGER.

Rules or Restrictions:
-If the mother finds out that her baby has been swapped within that year, it doesn't count.
-You are legally responsible for your actions if you are caught.
-If you fail to accomplish your swap in any year, you die.



Choice 2
Raise Someone Else's Shitty Kid






About:
-Think of some jackass dude in your life. The kind of person who tries to pile all their work on you, blame you for their wrong-doings, and talks bad about you to your supervisor when you're not around.
-That person will leave for a vacation to some douchey-sounding place (like "Bahrain") and leave their newborn kid with you for some reason or another.
-The person dies in a tragic "parasailing" accident and you are through some complicated court decision, forced to be the legal guardian of the child.
-You must then raise the child to adulthood and be there for him for the rest of his life like any normal parent.
-From very early, you will know that the child has very limited potential--she/he will not be very bright, will take forever to understand anything or learn how to play any sports, will have a C- average in school, and won't learn how to read the time on a clock until age 17.
-The child's interests will be in weird things in which you have very little understanding. For example, if you're the all-American type that likes playing and talking sports, the kid will be into various role-playing games that include wizards, sorcerers, and mages.
-Sometimes the child will seem to lose a grip on reality and get lost in his own fantasy world--for example, he may be more interested in trying to date the elves of the "whispering glen" than asking a real person out to a dance.
-He/she will want to bathe very rarely.

Rules or Restrictions:
-The child has to feel loved by you forever--if you give the child any reason to doubt that you do not care for him/her like a normal parent, you will die.



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Jackson Hole, Wyoming or Soup and Cereal

Choice 1
Meet Everyone in Jackson Hole, Wyoming Within 5 Years





About:
-You have 5 years to meet everyone currently listed in the Jackson Hole, Wyoming phone book.
-You must shake their hand. If they do not have hands, just hang around for 30 seconds.
-If they refuse to shake your hand, the task will be complete when you tell them your name, and where you're from.
-You must meet face to face.
-If someone dies, you must meet their closest relative not listed in the phone book. If they have no other relatives, then you are off the hook for that person.
-If you do not meet everyone in Jackson Hole within 5 years, you die.
-In 2000, Jackson Hole had a population of 8,647. It increased by 4,175 from 1990.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You cannot tell anyone why you actually have to meet them. If you do, you will die. Lying is okay, and probably necessary.



Choice 2
Only Eat Soup and Cereal





About:
-For the rest of your life, you can only eat soup or cereal.
-Chowders and Bisques are considered soups.
-Your beverage habits do not need to change.
-You can create soups, but you cannot try to reimagine what soup is just to have what you want. For example, you can't put a cheeseburger in warm water just because you want a cheeseburger.
-If you eat anything that is not soup or cereal, you will become sick instantly and will need 2 days to recover. This includes soup crackers eaten before they're placed in the soup.
-Soup crackers are okay after they are placed inside the soup.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You may not tell anyone why you can only eat soup and cereal. If you do, you will die.



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How to Play

Would You Rather is a game most people have played at one point in their lives. While there are many different variations to the game, the basics of the game are consistent. You will be asked to select what you would rather do from a series of two choices. Selecting neither of the choices is not an option. This is what makes the game fun, so I'll repeat it: selecting neither of the choices is NOT AND OPTION. The choices are typically either both negative or both positive (though there can be choices with both pros and cons). Players are encouraged to ask questions to help make one of the choices rise above the other.

Some people play the game with a time limit on the questions, and when the time limit is reached, all players must answer with the information they have. THIS IS NOT HOW WE PLAY.

Some people play the game where the creator of the question determines that one of the answers is correct for one reason or another, and informs the players who was right after a certain amount of time. Though some of our questions were created with this type of play in mind, THIS IS NOT HOW WE PLAY.

Some people play the game where players do not have to explain their answers. THIS IS NOT HOW WE PLAY. We believe that explaining the answers is one of the best parts of the game as it allows for more discussion, and more opportunities for laughs.

HOW WE PLAY:
-Players must select one of the two options. Choosing neither is not an option.
-Players must explain why they selected that option.
-There is no time limit.
-There are no right or wrong answers.

*We encourage players to be competitive, as this also raises the level of discussion and opportunities for hilarity. Tell the other players why you're right and they're wrong (even though there are no right or wrong answers).

Wake Up Somewhere New or Fishtank Pants

Choice 1
Wake Up Somewhere New



About:
-For the next thirty years, you wake up somewhere new on Monday morning.
-You will randomly warp somewhere on land (not in the ocean) and in a safe place (not in a volcano or in front of an approaching avalanche). Though, you may warp somewhere secluded or in a deep chasm or something.
-Everything you wear to bed, including the contents of you pockets will come with you. You can also pack one hiker's backpack to warp with you.
-If you try to not fall asleep Sunday night, at some point, you'll automatically fall into slumber and warp. Then you'll end up just being tired the next day.
-You can use whatever money you currently have, support from family/friends/significant other, or earnings you make as you warp around the world.
-You have at least one full week to prepare.

Rules or Restrictions:
None



Choice 2
Wear Fishtank Pants





About:
-You must create a sustainable habitat where fish can live in your pants.
-You have one week to design your pants before the rule comes into effect.

Rules or Restrictions:
-The water must be in direct contact with the skin around your body.
-For the rest of your life, at least one fish must be alive in your pants at any one time, or else you die.
-The fish must be at least the size of an average goldfish and must be provided at lease one gallon of water.



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Predict Snippets of the Immediate Future or Posse of Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes

Choice 1
Predict Snippets of the Immediate Future





About:
-You will have a very limited ability to "predict what happens next."
-You can exercise this ability once a day and you will know what happens in regard to an event within 15 seconds.
-For example, in the final seconds of a sports game, you can know who will win. You can guess who will be the next person to walk through a door. You can know what someone is about to tell you before it happens.

Rules or Restrictions:
-The ability will not work if you try to use it earn more than five dollars.



Choice 2
Posse of Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes





About:
-Soon you will befriend a posse of gnomes who are about 1ft tall and have an uncanny ability to clean bathrooms.
-You will somehow impress, charm, or have them mistake you as their god and they will follow you around everywhere. When the time comes for you to relieve yourself, they will rush into the bathroom and make it spotless within thirty seconds. The bacteria/germ count will be practically zero.
-They don't expect anything in return except maybe a high five, or a "good job" every now and then.
-You can ask them to hang low or wait around the corner until you send them a text saying you need their services, but they will generally be within a block of wherever you are at all times.


Rules or Restrictions:
None


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