Choice 1
Predict Snippets of the Immediate Future
About:
-You will have a very limited ability to "predict what happens next."
-You can exercise this ability once a day and you will know what happens in regard to an event within 15 seconds.
-For example, in the final seconds of a sports game, you can know who will win. You can guess who will be the next person to walk through a door. You can know what someone is about to tell you before it happens.
Rules or Restrictions:
-The ability will not work if you try to use it earn more than five dollars.
Choice 2
Posse of Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes
About:
-Soon you will befriend a posse of gnomes who are about 1ft tall and have an uncanny ability to clean bathrooms.
-You will somehow impress, charm, or have them mistake you as their god and they will follow you around everywhere. When the time comes for you to relieve yourself, they will rush into the bathroom and make it spotless within thirty seconds. The bacteria/germ count will be practically zero.
-They don't expect anything in return except maybe a high five, or a "good job" every now and then.
-You can ask them to hang low or wait around the corner until you send them a text saying you need their services, but they will generally be within a block of wherever you are at all times.
Rules or Restrictions:
None
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4 comments:
I do enjoy my dickish moments of "I told you so"... Any thoughts of what else you would do with the future-telling power?
Question about the five dollar limit: is that per usage of the power? Could I make a killing at 5 dollar hands of blackjack and gradually build up a pot of money five bucks at a time?
Not that it would change anything, as that would force me to spend more time in casinos [shudder[. Bathroom Gnomes FTW.
Five bucks per usage. That means you could make 1,825 (5x365) a year using your power. You can then use that money as you please to make more. Though, that won't be aided by your power.
Oh right, once a day. Screw that.
Yay Bathroom gnomes!
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