Choice 1
The Comeback Kid
About:
-From now on, whenever you are insulted or put down in any way, you will have always have the perfect reply.
-Never again will you walk away from a situation thinking, "Damn, I should have said this instead," because what you actually said will have already been perfect.
-Just imagine that at the time you are insulted, time is stopped and an elite panel of writers, comedians, and witty people work together to come up with and insert the perfect reply into your brain. Then time is resumed.
-The ability works when you are in a group of people and the entire group is insulted.
-You have control on whether you want the "comeback" purely funny, viciously stinging, or both. In some cases, you can also turn it into charm. For example, if you are getting grilled at a tough job interview, you can combat the negative energy with witty replies.
Rules or Restrictions:
-On the whole, this ability doesn't make you a witty or charming person.
-It works when you are directly insulted and when people are generally mean to you (or your friends).
-Basically, it is a tool for fighting any negativity directed your way.
Choice 2
Reverse Dirtiness
About:
-Everything you interact with miraculously becomes cleaner. As you eat, your plate becomes cleaner and cleaner to the point where when you're done, you can just put the dish back in the cupboard. After using the bathroom, the next person in will smell an elegant mist of countryside air.
-The effect is not instantaneous but continual. Holding a dirty dish for about fifteen minutes will make it clean. Sitting in a bathroom for an hour will make it spotless.
-The effect is additive. If you use the same bathroom every day, chances is are that it will always be spotless.
Rules or Restrictions:
-Using the power to do other people's chores is not as easy as it sounds. Your clothes will always be clean because they're always with you. However, if you were to do someone else's laundry by sitting on their hamper, it would probably take just as long as actually doing laundry. Or if you were to clean someone else's dish, you could hold it for fifteen minutes, or just wipe it down in the same amount of time.
Please vote, then comment on the blog about why you voted the way you did.
(anyone is allowed to comment...you can even comment anonymously)
1 comment:
I voted for reverse dirtiness. I mean it's no lose either way. I do in general feel content/satisfied with my wittiness/ability to have comebacks. Not always and sometimes I overstep it, but you know. Generally speaking. It's nothing like how much I hate having to actually clean stuff. Plus, I spend enough time in few enough places that they would just always be clean and that would be awesome. I love being in clean environments (who doesn't) but cleaning bugs the hell out of me.
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