This is the first episode(?) in our first series of video would you rathers. We thought we'd start it off with a classic. There is a gigglefest in the middle. Please cast your vote, and comment below.
Choice 1
Suck Elbows
About:
-You must suck the elbows of three different people each day for at least 30 seconds. The action is similar to a child breastfeeding.
-If you do not suck three new elbows within 24 hours of waking up, you die.
Rules or Restrictions:
-Elbow sucking must be consensual. In other words, the suckee must not oppose.
-The elbow sucking does not count if you tell the person that you will die or will be harmed if they do not agree.
-You cannot pay off someone to suck their elbow.
-You can never re-suck the same person again.
Choice 2
Make Pancakes
About:
-You must make 1000 pancakes each day within 24 hours of waking up or else you will die.
Rules or Restrictions:
-You may not receive any sort of assistance in the pancake making process.
-All 1000 pancakes MUST be eaten by a human or else you will die.
Please vote, then comment on the blog about why you voted the way you did.
(anyone is allowed to comment...you can even comment anonymously)
2 comments:
I hate this question. I also hated this question last time. I just see myself dying very fast in either situation. I voted for the make pancakes because I think working at IHOP or doing it restaurant-style at any rate would work out. Maybe you could somehow be a pancake chef at a place where tens of thousands eat that way its likely they will get through 1000 pancakes you make. It would def take all day though. I mean you could have a regular-esque life. I just don't think I could get enough suckees to not oppose. There are really only so many people/strangers in your life and trying to convince them. I think it might be more fun for like a week, but after 5 years, just way way worse.
I think I just prefer less fatalistic questions. On some level my reponse is kind of "what's the difference, I'm dead either way," rather than like "Oh I would much rather live with that awful condition." I think I might incline more to the elbow sucking if you could resuck one occassionally (maybe like once every few years). I think at some point there just aren't more eligible elbows. I think like if I lived for 50 years with either one, I would prefer sucking 'bows, I just don't think it would really be possible to like make it to week 3.
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