Series 1

Friday, February 26, 2010

Suck Elbows or Make Pancakes



This is the first episode(?) in our first series of video would you rathers. We thought we'd start it off with a classic. There is a gigglefest in the middle. Please cast your vote, and comment below.



Choice 1
Suck Elbows





About:
-You must suck the elbows of three different people each day for at least 30 seconds. The action is similar to a child breastfeeding.
-If you do not suck three new elbows within 24 hours of waking up, you die.

Rules or Restrictions:
-Elbow sucking must be consensual. In other words, the suckee must not oppose.
-The elbow sucking does not count if you tell the person that you will die or will be harmed if they do not agree.
-You cannot pay off someone to suck their elbow.
-You can never re-suck the same person again.



Choice 2
Make Pancakes





About:
-You must make 1000 pancakes each day within 24 hours of waking up or else you will die.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You may not receive any sort of assistance in the pancake making process.
-All 1000 pancakes MUST be eaten by a human or else you will die.



Please vote, then comment on the blog about why you voted the way you did.
(anyone is allowed to comment...you can even comment anonymously)

Suck Elbows or Make 1000 Pancakes
Suck Elbows
Make 1000 Pancakes
  
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2 comments:

Elias said...

I hate this question. I also hated this question last time. I just see myself dying very fast in either situation. I voted for the make pancakes because I think working at IHOP or doing it restaurant-style at any rate would work out. Maybe you could somehow be a pancake chef at a place where tens of thousands eat that way its likely they will get through 1000 pancakes you make. It would def take all day though. I mean you could have a regular-esque life. I just don't think I could get enough suckees to not oppose. There are really only so many people/strangers in your life and trying to convince them. I think it might be more fun for like a week, but after 5 years, just way way worse.

Elias said...

I think I just prefer less fatalistic questions. On some level my reponse is kind of "what's the difference, I'm dead either way," rather than like "Oh I would much rather live with that awful condition." I think I might incline more to the elbow sucking if you could resuck one occassionally (maybe like once every few years). I think at some point there just aren't more eligible elbows. I think like if I lived for 50 years with either one, I would prefer sucking 'bows, I just don't think it would really be possible to like make it to week 3.