This is the second episode in our first series of would you rathers. This one is brand new. Please cast your vote and comment below.
Choice 1
Top Two Lego Builder
About:
-For the rest of your life you are either the world’s greatest Lego builder, or the world’s second greatest Lego builder.
-The skill is gained instantly.
-There can be money in this if you choose to live the life of a Lego builder.
-If you decide to live the life of a Lego builder, competition will arise in the form of a foe from Russia. His name is Ivan Ivanov.
-Year after year, you and Ivan will battle for the title of world’s greatest Lego builder.
-You and Ivan go back and forth one upping each other. For example, when Ivan made an actual size Eiffel Tower that was heralded as the greatest Lego creation ever, you countered by making an actual size Eiffel Tower upside down.
-You will develop a deep hatred for him, while still maintaining a level of respect for his craft.
-Up and coming Lego builders will list you as a major influence on their life, and will often say you were the reason they got into the business...so in that way, you will change people’s lives.
-Once or twice in your life as a Lego builder, you will be asked to appear on a late night talk show. This will be the pinnacle of any mainstream notoriety you experience.
Rules or Restrictions:
-You do not have to exercise this ability. It is simply a skill that you possess.
Choice 2
Have Clean Shit
No toilet paper? No problem.
About:
-From this point forward you will no longer have to wipe your butt after pooping.
-This will be very helpful if you’re camping, or are somewhere else where you need to poop, but do not want to spend much time with the process.
-You will be free from any worry of sharting.
-You will have no need for toilet paper.
-If you do wipe your butt with toilet paper after pooping, nothing will appear on the toilet paper. It will be as clean as a clean thing.
-You will never have to worry about skid marks.
-The poop is still dirty. It is only the evidence that the poop was there that disappears.
Rules or Restrictions:
-This does not remove the possibility of pooping your pants. If you do poop your pants, it will be dirty...you know, because the poop is still dirty.
Please vote, then comment on the blog about why you voted the way you did.
(anyone is allowed to comment...you can even comment anonymously)
3 comments:
shouldn't you boys be studying?
Am I correct in thinking that the shit would still smell?
lmao good question elias makes u wonder.. i voted for the lego builder cuz dude come on think about it. thats such an art form and so many things you can creat with tiny building blocks.and when i go up against ivan ill definetly whoop his ass haha ^_^ but clean shit is nice when u think about it, u save money from toilet paper cuz theres no need to buy it anymore!
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