Feign an Emergency Once a Month
Things to consider:
-Once a month, while you are out and about, a man will randomly walk up to you and give you a signal. It is then your responsibility to create commotion and emergency-related chaos. Feign a heart attack, get in a car accident. It's up to you. BUT--
-Your emergency situation MUST inconvenience at least 50 lives or it doesn't count.
-It is your responsibility to be out and about and get the task done once a month. In other words, you can't live as a hermit. You must go out and risk getting the signal.
-If you fail to do this once a month, you die by guillotine.
-You are NOT immune from any legal repercussions for setting off emergencies all the time.
Choice 2
Give Kids Drugs
Things to consider:
-Twice a year, you must find a child (below 18) who has never used drugs and become the major reason that they try drugs.
-It must be a "street" drug. Alcohol and marijuana do not count.
-The child has to take and use the drugs by his own will. You cannot inject someone, spike their drink, or tie them up and drug them.
-You will be guillotined at midnight on new year's if you fail to accomplish your mission that year.
-You CANNOT get in legal trouble for your actions. The drugs are supplied to you in a legal manner and the police are on your side, so if you get reported for something, they won't look into it.
Please vote, then comment on the blog about why you voted the way you did.
(anyone is allowed to comment...you can even comment anonymously)
6 comments:
I've already called 911 for several fake emergencies. I'm good at making a fool of myself. I especially love it when hot fire-fighters come over and I'm wearing saggy-in-the-butt-flannel-neon green-penguin boxers. I'm sure they love it too.
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This is a no brainer. Giving kids drugs is so easy and you can't get in trouble?!?!. Be a good Samaritan and give an emo kid some ecstasy. Case closed.
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Give kids drugs, oh yes. Not only is there the lack of risk of police involvement, but it's affecting way fewer people.
ummm....giving kids drugs ruins their lives...creating an emergency is bothersome to 50 people for a short period of time...i definitely choose the emergency
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I definitely chose give the kids drugs, and that is why I'm remaining anonymous. While clearly socially unacceptable, it doesn't necessarily ruin someone's life (no stipulation that it would for certain cause addiction/crippling someone's life). Plus in this scenario I'm free from legal troubles, and it's less of a yearly duty (two times versus twelve).
Yea but creating an emergency once a month will most certainly ruin my life. Majority of kids are going to try drugs at some point anyways...
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